5) Shoes make an outfit
I don't care if you're wearing an awesome Bape tee and sculptured Diesel jeans if what’s on your feet are your well-worn pair of basketball shoes.. Neither am I going to be impressed if you're wearing your military New Balance sneakers. Or that smelly old heap you hit the gym with. Don't even think about buying that $40 pair of fake Nike dunks. If a non-discerning Nike person like me can suss out a fake , so can the rest. $40 is not a bargain , it is a fake. Its as fake as Pamela Anderson’s breasts.

6) Clean teeth
Oral hygiene is very important. I have seen people with teeth so caked with built-up plague that it looks as if someone smeared greyish yellow clay on them. Not to mention the ultra funky breath that goes hand in hand. No way am I (or anyone else for that matter) is going to kiss you.

7) Tight-fitting shirts
Not even if you have a physique to die for. And especially not if you have man-boobs.

8) Slippers
If you thought jeans with slippers is a serious faux paux, how about jeans with $2-a-pair slippers?
If you really have to, please, get a decent pair from Project Shop or Havainas.

9) Fabric belts
The surfer-dude look with one end of a fabric belt hanging loose is so ten seasons ago. Stop it. Please.

10) Imma P-I-M-P !
There was once when I saw someone in a COMPLETELY white outfit , from his white old-school sneakers to his white porter bag. I don't know what went through his head because he looks like a fashion victim who has succumbed to a colour crime. I think the only forgiving same-colour outfit is the all-black get-up. Any other colour and you'll just look like one of those guys in a boyband singing in a cheesy MTV.